The Bell End Chronicle

All the news, views and a little bit more…

Meet Bell End Residents and learn about their meaningless lives. Ponder over the trials and tribulations of the 3000 inhabitants of the most boring town in the world.

Coming soon… Kylie’s Makeover. Wayne’s Near Death Experience and Mick tells all about his Life after Fanta

Kylie’s Makeover

Kylie, 18 and distraught, decided a makeover was her only choice in life, after her boyfriend of 18 hours told her he’d found love with the local butcher. With the help of her friend Chardonnay and a few bottles of the same name, she created a new look and with it, a new identity.

Wayne’s Near Death Experience

Wayne a 39 year old duck spotter from Eiderdown, Bell End, thought life had ended when he fell head first into Pensive Pond. Read about his amazing rescue at the hands of his winged playmates.

Mick’s Life After Fanta

Mick Malign thought 29 cans a day would enhance his well-being and create a certain aura about him. Little did he know life would never be the same again.

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